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The complaints of a person in an unfulfiling relationship who refuses to leave, no matter how terrible they say it is. When asked, "Why don't you just..." it is frequently followed by the line "Oh, no, I could never..." (A very cyclical and rather hopeless situation, really.)
Derived from a song of the same name by "The Barstool Prophets."
I got a call from my ex last night; she just kept singing Robin's Song about her new asshole boyfriend...
"And as he stumbles towards her / Left hand raised / She sings Robin's Song" --The Barstool Prophets
has the most voluptuous bandonkadonk, and a behemoth of a …..
Robin is a male of dark skin and intellectual capacity that is beyond the reasoning of any reasonable person. Robin is the catalyst for the creation of the universe. The thought process of the Robin has undergone extensive studies and research. It was found that the thought processes of the Robin exist on dimensions that humans otherwise cannot exist. In recent years the thought process of the Robin has been adopted by the greatest minds of our time. Using the Robin for publicity and profits has seen the thought processes of the Robin come under intense scrutiny. It is argued that it can be highly dangerous and result in the cataclysmic end to the universe if implemented in modern warfare. The process itself cannot be defined as it does not exist on a level of human recognition. The results of the intensive study showed there was no thought behind the erratic impulses of the Robin. The Robin exists in an unoccupied multidimensional vector based quantum, running on energy pulses of extranomical magnitudes. The sheer power of the Robin can be ascertained to the balance of powers within the universe. The complex construction of this energy is made up of unique subatomic particles that do not exist to mask the Robin as simplistic and non-existent to protect this delicate equilibrium. Un-natural sources of the Robin would result in the planetary alignment being destroyed having an effect of instant and utter destruction of the physical realm. Therefore, the Robin must be kept a secret and protected. For further readings please visit: RobinTheory.org
Robin Romero : "hey, aahh" *falls over* *results in domino effect* *universe implodes*
Robin Romero: "woops!" :S
A founding member and Newswoman of The Howard Stern Show, Quivers is often recognized as the force that keeps the show from completely derailing.
While being the target of the more feeble-minded members of the audience, Quivers provides a unique perspective to the male-dominated topics and guests of the show. She has become a more open and valuable part of the on-air team since the departures of Jackie Martling and Stuttering John. She is currently developing a Povich-esque talk show with Sony Entertainment.
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A proper name.
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One of the earliest British gangsters was Robin Hood
Robin Hood:I take from the rich and steal from the poor
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Steal from the Rich.
Give to the Poor.
Kill a brave knight.
Marry a whore.
A brave man in tights
Came to save the day.
He mashed through the villans
as if they were clay.
We're Men in Tights (Tights!) Tights
~Robin Hood: Men in Tights
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The effects that Robin has on all men and women. Super magnetic personality. Man and women are falling all over her. She has them wrapped around her little finger to do her will.
The Robin effect is strong in that young girl.
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