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Having extraordinarily fortunate events happen in the bleakest of situations. Usually utilized in winning a statistically disadvantaged gamble or succeeding thread and needle events. Deus Ex Machina
I guess the only thing I’m good at is gambling in the casino. My rum luck seems to run out whenever I talk to girls. Not one has ever responded.
A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum
Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him
A code word to be used among girlfriends for a very sexy Puerto Rican man who is a perfect 10.
That guy is so rum.
Beer pong, with shots of rum instead of a beer.
We ran out of beer so we played rum pong. Bad idea.
A prohibition era slang term for poorly made moonshine.
"He died drinking the monkey rum in a blind pig down by the docks."
a fruity alcoholic beverage favoured by shirt-lifters. Malibu or tia maria or some fudge-packer drink like that.
"ooooh quentin, shall we have a swift half?"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"
Tight leather shorts with big elastic braces over the shoulder to hold in your boulders.
My friend makes words up drunk as fuck. He texts's another Oi wheres my Rum tuggers? I need them to play football tomorrow I feel naked with out them. we all look at him and thing WTF? Pip texts back Ill fetch them back I'v just shit them but they will be O.k