rum tongue

It's like whiskey dick — except it's when you say stupid shit because you're wasted.

"Oh great, now my wife knows I was at a strip club because of this fucking idiot's rum tongue."

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rum chap

A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum

Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him

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rum

A code word to be used among girlfriends for a very sexy Puerto Rican man who is a perfect 10.

That guy is so rum.

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Rum Pong

Beer pong, with shots of rum instead of a beer.

We ran out of beer so we played rum pong. Bad idea.

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monkey rum

A prohibition era slang term for poorly made moonshine.

"He died drinking the monkey rum in a blind pig down by the docks."

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bum rum

a fruity alcoholic beverage favoured by shirt-lifters. Malibu or tia maria or some fudge-packer drink like that.

"ooooh quentin, shall we have a swift half?"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"

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Rum Raisin

When you drink rum off of a girl's smelly ripe raisin (butthole).

Yo that girl's ass stank. but I wanted rum. so I did a rum raisin

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