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When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
“She wouldn’t let me go deep. All I could get was a rusty jackhole”
when you have intercorse with a woman and she is on her period you get blood on your dick and let it dry and your dick looks rusty
I forgot to take a shower after i stirred the paint and now i have a rusty gregory
1) When a girl has an infected clitoris piercing
2) A clit that has not been 'used' in awhile causing the natural iron in the blood to oxidize, which cause the clitoris to turn a red rusty color
Dude I was fucking this girl last night and she had such a rusty clit. It was nasty!
A cracked ass nigga who scored 45 goals for fc barca
This 6’4 250 pound buff nigga called Rusty Dunbar could fuck your mom like there’s no tomorrow, wild Wild West tule.
When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
When an older gentleman has anal intercourse with a younger woman. The woman fondles the mans testicules with one hand, the woman than inserts the index finger on her other hand into the mans anus.
Last night my dad got a Rusty Charlie from my 22 year old English teacher.