sAl.

An amazing boyfriend, so cute and amazing. I wanna kiss them so much. Ily

"That nerd is so ugly"
"stfu, kys, jump off a bridge, they're sal."

sal

should kiss xen rn and xen very much doesnt know how to tell this is obv not xen typing this

sal isnt a fag

sal

umm idk how to explain him except a 3 foot tall hype beast who has braces and a new pair of 600 dollar sneakers every day. You probably have one of these at your school.

sal stop those aligator shoes are ugly.

SAL

Big Ego Small Dick, He likes tall guys, He doesnt like arguing but loves to talk about himself all the time. All he cares is about $$ and he also likes to whine alot and not do anything about it. Loves front wheel drive trucks with 150 hp or less. Still likes haircuts from the the jersey shore episode 1.

My friend just had a sex change done, we call it " He did a Sal"

Sal

The hottest man you'll ever see. You can find him on impractical jokers

Have you seen sal he's so hot

SAL

Smiles a lot

Every time i tell her something new and exciting, she just SAL.

Sal

A scardy cat that hates cats

His phone couldnt ring making him Sal