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When you’re with a girl for an extended period of time but none of your real friends have ever met or seen her.
Kaleb has been shadow dating a girl for two years. Who the fuck is she?
The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.
Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.
The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.
Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."
Not being able to snap but pretending you can. This sometimes creates a muffled "snapping" sound, which is what the shadow refers to.
What are you doing?
I'm shadow snapping, yo!
When women can’t let men organise a group dinner or weekend on their own terms and collaborate separately to make shadow plans and agree logistics. The women consequently voluntarily take on the burden of making arrangements and perpetuate outdated gender roles.
“Hey Hun, the boys said they would organise our get together but noone’s done anything and it’s , shall we say Saturday 6pm at yours?”
“No Hun, let them sort it out, no good ever comes from fanny shadowing.”
A cock shadow is simply a shadow made from your cock, this can be achieved by being in a certain type of light and at a certain angle.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.
Hey look.....johns cock shadow looks as if its on billys head.
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shadow fucker = fucking the the shadows
that is, to part-take in sexual activity (of any kind) undercover from your close friends and deliberately withhold information relating to sexual encounters from close friends, even when questioned directly. insisting on your innocence when clearly you have been fucking in the shadows makes you a master shadow fucker.
to further expand:
This young bull and an older bull were grazing in a paddock. Beside them in the next pen there were hundreds of beautiful, blue eyed cows. The young bull turned to the old bull and said “Boy! Look over there!” He pointed with his hoof. “ Look at all of those beautiful, blue eyed cows grazing in that field over there! Look at them all!!!” he yelled with excitement. “C’mon! Let’s run over there, jump the gate, and have one of those cows!” There was a little pause, then the old bull lifts his head, smiles and turns to the young bull and advises, "Let us walk down quietly, young man, and not just service a few but the whole fuckin' herd!"
- The old bull is clearly a master shadow fucker
Q: why has the shadow fucker evolved?
A: many reasons; primarily due to the inability of women to keep their mouth shut.
1. my mate mike is a shadow fucker; he's always claiming innocence. that's what makes him the master shadow fucker.
2.
Friend 1: Anyone seen Mcdreamy?
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: Mcdreamy's always in the shadows!
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stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall
I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.
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