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y'now when you have lots of salsa and very little tortilla chips. Well you mix them up. get a spoon. BAM! you have salsa soup
Hey, want some Salsa Soup?
1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.
1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!
Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.
My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!
An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.
Salsa Emergency!!
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
When you ejaculate inside of a women that currently has her period, making a combination of semen and blood.
Or when you ejaculates in a woman’s tampon or pad, combining her blood and a man’s semen.
Cum on me so we can make some salsa rosada!
Yuck! I fucked Katiuska while she had her period, afterwards we made salsa rosada.
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noun (feminine) --
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.
verb --
1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
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Dancing Salsa in a night-club/bar for the purposes of being showy, introducing new people to the dance, or sometimes dancing Salsa where other locations are available.
Hey are we Salsa bombing (some local bar) tonight?
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