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Adv) One hour and a half late. Or extremely late anyway. While you pretended you would be there in five minutes.
"Dude, i'm sorry! i've got to admit i'm a bit late. -You kidding? You're samy-style late yeah!"
Sami Salami is when the pussy flaps of one named Sami, is slimy and as meaty as salami
Sami Salami pussy flaps
What Nick Miller’s bitch ass told Megan Fox before she went back home
When you friend pretends they screen share something cool and they screenshare por*!
When you are sexually connected to a door
When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating
When your friend decides to abuse you sexually and mentally for no reason at all
A bitch who will backstab u no matter what typically quite short bad teeth and rude she’ll act one way infront of u then then talk shit behind ur back
Sami: hey, omg ur so pretty
Girl 1: ngaw thank you
*girl 1 leaves*
Sami to girl 2: omg she actually hideous 🤮
Girl 2: oh ok
Sami is the nicest, hottest, funniest person you'll ever meet. he treats women like real women and hes all about equality when it comes to race, ethnicity, etc..
Sami loves chicken sm
hes the smart and sexy guy any girl would dream for. Sami can be a very kind person only if you treat him well.. do not mess with him though
"oh look! that guys so hot bro im drooling".. "yeah obviously hes hot, I mean what do you expect from someone named Sami?"