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sew amazing, shes gorgeous and has a really nice rack. usually are very smart, and have nice long legs. sammy's are usually very tan, and has long brown hair (usually straight) and boys LOVE her, especially grade 10s. she's always happy, but has the best chirps everr. she's sew sew hilarious, she sumtimes acts retarded, but its all good becuz she's so funny. i LAWL at every one of her jokes. she can game, and is better then most guys, but you shouldnt b jealos. not everyone may like sammy, but it is only becuz there jealos of her fiine looks and her sexy body. she's amazing in bed, and can do all the sex moves veerry well. one will walk away from a sexual encounter with sammy and be more satisfied than he has ever been with any other woman. dont ever pass up the oppurtunity to be with a sammy, even though she may want to take it slow. shes the best youll ever have, in bed and out.
"dude, that girl was SEW hot!"
"yeah, she was obviously a sammy!"
"yeah, my friend told me that he boned a sammy last night and that it rocked his socks off."
"did you actully just say that?"
"....sammy would have laughed..."
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a special towel divers use so they don't start shivering after being in the water for a short amount of time. Usually made by speedo, or sammy.
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If you see a chick that looks like she robbed Hot Topic and is wearing everything all at once, she's a sammi. Sammis are always girls. Usually they look like they have no idea if they're goth, emo or punkrawkers, and most of the time they just look like posers. If you see one, try not to laugh. Also name of a Japanese pop star. I think.
"Ohmigod, girlfriend, she's such a sammi. Let's laugh."
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One to be stabbed with kitchen pliers
Look at that Sammi
Get those pliers ready
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at first is funny & charismatic. but once revealed her true color she is a crazy, manipulative bitch. she is so crazy & manipulative that she will sleep with anyone for anything. she thinks she is the best at everything even when you try to convince her she’s wrong.
sammy, she’s crazy. she tried to sleep with me for pods
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A slang term, common but not exclusive to the UK (particularly in an around London) meaning "To take a dump".
A Sammie is often characterised by a long period on the toilet followed by a strong smell. This strong smell usually requires large amounts of perfume or air freshener from the proprieter to mask the terrible odour and prevent a fall out from such an act.
Man: Ahh man it was terrible! Someone had done a Sammie and stank the place out. We just couldnt carry on partying after that...
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A complete bitch who no one likes. and watch out boys if you date her she will pussy whip you until you bleed
Sorry man I can’t come over. Sammi won’t let me
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