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Possibly the worst team in NL West (tied for worst team with Rockies). Padres fans usually hate the Dodgers because the Dodgers are way better than the Padres. Padres are also terrible because they have never won a world series. I really dont need to go on.
San Diego Padres-lmao padres have ligma
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Oh, the Browns play the San Diego Chargers next, so that's a win right there!
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Drawn from the letters 'S' and 'D,' the San Diego Soda is created by the addition of feces (Shit) and semen (from the Dick) to a soda. The addition can be direct, or indirect by a boy or girl placing anything that has come in contact with those substances on or near said soda.
Gary: "Yo Matt, did you just take a sip from Tom's soda? You know he licked some guy's asshole and then sucked his dick last night."
Othello: "Oh damn son, you just drank a San Diego Soda."
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When a person goes down on a San Diego prostitute after her night's work is over
Dude I went down on that prostitue and had a san diego cocktail
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The sexual act in where the male smokes a cigarette, cigar, ect. and uses the females vagina as an ash tray until the object being smoked is completely gone. With the ashes still in the females vagina, the male fucks her as hard as he possibly can.
Guilanna got pissed last night because her pussy got burnt when we were doing the San Diego chimney.
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A sexual favor practiced in order to receive a small item of no value. I.e to-go containers, plastic silverware, cups, etc.
Yes. I had to give a "San Diego Hello" to the man behind the counter at Taco Bell in order to get more Mild sauce.
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San Diego 69 is when 2 to 4 homeless crackheads eat each other up until one gets off. Then, when the first one reaches climax they start tongue punching each other's fart box. That's when all 2 to 4 crackheads will come together to conjoin like a big ass power ranger on the best crack ever made in San Diego.
Damn dawg, did you see them crackheads doing the good ol San Diego 69
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