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Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dorito Sanchez is the act of eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and then smearing the cheese dust off of your fingers onto the upper lip of a nearby sleeping friend. Where upon awakening, everything will smell like cheese.
Frank: The other night when I had that party at my place Jim totally passed out, so I ate a bag of Doritos and gave him a Dorito Sanchez.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
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The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.
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A Dirty Sanchez with a goatee added.
"When she was done sailing with Cap'n Morgan, Captain Sanchez took the wheel and ventured for dirty territories."
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A Red Sanchez happens when a man and a woman engage in sex while the woman is ovulating (on her period), once finished, the man takes his penis and draws a Mexican style Sanchez mustache on the woman's upper lip.
Since Randy didn't find out about Jane being on her period until he looked at his sheets, he quickly decided to give her a Red Sanchez.
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after having sex, the woman sticks her fingers into her vagina, wet with woman juice, and wipes a mustache above her man's lips to create the pink sanchez.
Sex with Tina last night was so amazing. Then she gave me a Pink Sanchez and I was able to enjoy more of her juices. Oh yeah!
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The act of administering a dirty sanchez to your partner. and performing the act of inserting your appendage, aka your finger, into your mouth
I was going to superman that ho but I decided that a colonel sanchez was a proper way to celebrate our anniversary.
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Dirty Sanchez for the Single
1. Stick your finger up your poohole
2. Draw poopie mustache on your own face
3. Do not wash hands
4. Resume all normal activities
"Yikes...John could conquer Europe with that DU Sanchez"
"In other breaking news...witnesses were unable to identify today's bank robber suspect due to his very detailed DU Sanchez & dark sunglasses"
"Wouldn't shake Dave's hand if I were you, that DU Sanchez looks fresh."
"After work, Kristen likes to relax with some DU Sanchez & a small glass of milk"
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