CP Sandy

Aka a Chicken Parm Sandwitch. A delicious peice of Chicken Parm between two burger buns.

Ain't nothin better.

"I just ate 4 CP Sandy's and i'm not gonna shit 'em til i can't take it any longer. I wanna savour those mother fuckers in my belly for weeks."

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Sandy ney

When someone gets their booty hole licked while they piss.

Last night this girl gave me the best sandy ney in the family restroom.

Sandy Tugnuts

Sandy Tugnuts is what you call a person who you always see hanging out at the beach, constantly adjusting their junk due to a genital sand flea infestation.

Hey! Take a look at Adam over there with his hand down his speedo. Always scratching on his D and B’s! What a Sandy Tugnuts!!

Dirty Sandi

A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.

While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.

I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.

I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.

Sandy Sombrero

When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss

I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.

Sandy rat

So first, you wanna take your girl on a date out to dah beach. Stay there, until the sun starts setting (so it's romantic). Then you wanna make eye contact with your girl while your girl rubs her pussy with sand and make sure it gets in there..really gets in there ;). Then rub your dick in the sand, and thrust it up in there (the Sandy vag). After you're done, pull it out.

Then you have a Sandy rat

I took my girl to the beach and I gave her the Sandy rat

Sandy Slave

The name of a female or male specimen that is under your command, and feeds on sand.

Boy 1: yo bro, Karim is totally a sandy slave
Boy 2: yeah he does whatever I say, and eats the sand on the ground
Boy 1: haha what an Egyptian slave