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hairy sasquatch

the hairy sasquatch is achieved through a semi complex setup. first the lead guy baits a girl into a room where his friends are hiding in the closet. while getting head, he gets the girl topless or naked (preferably the later). then while shes at work down south, he knocks her out with a hard punch to the dome and thats when all his friends jump out of the closet, followed by everyone beating off on her, shaving their pubes and pasting the black mass to her unconscious body and the girl awakes to find herself...the hairy sasquatch.

dude, nate, nolan, jon and matt found the hairy sasquatch last night...her name is andrea!

by mr. make it rain on them hoes October 16, 2008

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


sasquatch niggas

Is them bigg A$$ niggas all covered wit hair.

Sasquatch niggas is like that nigga from conan the barbarian... I think it was Kream adul Jabar.

by Giani April 30, 2008

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks or both

Omfg shrek has Sasquatch ass

by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021


Sliding Sasquatch

Have at least a 12 inch penis, 13 is ideal, and it’s gotta be hairy. Then you do a u-turn in the vagina and come back out just enough to jizz on yourself.

Yo, I totally sliding sasquatched Tay last night and it was amazing

by mott mikers November 19, 2018


dan sasquatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.

by bucketkilla October 26, 2006


Siberian Sasquatch

A large hairy homo sapien male, not necessarily of Siberian descent, but who would be able to winter over in Siberia given his built in giant wooly sweater.

Holy shit, did you see how hairy Joe was?

Yeah, dude, he's a fuckin Siberian Sasquatch.

by sgmpornstarr October 27, 2011


viral sasquatch

A person , industry or practise that has a larger than normal viral footprint.

Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.

Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020