After sucking on my love spuds she grabbed my pork sword and slid it into her furry satchel.
When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye
“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”
A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.
You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.