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Scarlet Knight

The mascot for the New Brunswick campus of Rutgers University. Also known as the Ultimate STD you can get at Rutgers. This disease originated from the skips skap scallywags, scaggs, tricks and marks of the university. A STD that is extremely horrible and only second to Gonoherpesyphilaids. You catch this infection through sexual contact, extreme dry humping, or serious mucus to mucus membrane touching with the freakier and dirtier the act, the easier it is contracted.

The crazy thing is if engaging in the act with a carrier of the disease, it can only infect you if you are on campus ground (greek row and the campus town around it counts too). Sex with the person outside of campus will only give you a normal STD, but the same regretful feeling in your body, hopeless look on your face and burning sensation on your genitalia. It was given this name not only because of the mascot for the school, but because 2-3 weeks after getting it you feel pain on your junk like you're being stabbed by a sword and blood clots appear that bleed frequently along with a severe rash, which even in the dark glow a bright scarlet red.

Other names include Scarlet K, S.K., The Bloody Knight, The "OHH SHIT IT BURNS", Little Red Riding Hood, Clifford the big red fuck up & Bloody Mary.

You should have known she was dirty when she said you could stormtrooper her face.

by Jerzy Kidd January 20, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


scarlet johamsson

Famous female actress who has spiral ham for tits and the pineapples are her nipples

Scarlet johamssons knockers reminded me of moms Christmas dinner last year

by The left nut of clark kent December 13, 2016

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Titania Erza Scarlet

The epitome of anime badass. Uses requip magic to slaughter just about anyone in her way. Gorgeous and deadly, she is more terrifying than most characters in Fairy Tail. Her dark and depressing past reveal the reason for her stern complexion and black/white attitude toward the world.

Man, that chick kicked both their butts at the same time... That's why they call her Titania Erza Scarlet.

by Ice make sword February 2, 2014

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Scarlet Devil Mansion

The Scarlet Devil Mansion (็ด…้ญ”้คจ Koumakan), also referred to as the Scarlet Manor or Scarlet Mansion, is a European-style mansion owned by Remilia Scarlet. It is located on a ridge on the edge of Misty Lake. From the outside, there are scarlet-colored windows, but there aren't many windows because of the nature of its vampire residents. There are plenty of rooms without windows at all, too. Through the dialogue of Touhou Hisoutensoku and multiple literary works, it can be said that the entrance to the mansion is usually not fully closed. There is a clock tower on the roof, but the bell on it only rings at night. The inside of the mansion is much larger than is apparent from the outside. This is due to Sakuya Izayoi's ability to manipulate time and space.

There is someone here who likes to play with time and space in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

by Random person who just write December 28, 2022


Remilia Scarlet Incident

The Remilia Scarlet Incident was a shocking event that transpired over the course of May 2020-December 2020, when the incident was discovered by independent investigators.

Description: The Remilia Scarlet incident was a dastardly event in which a young man from New South Wales, Australia, looked up Remilia Scarlet on danbooru, and proceeded to ejaculate his seed all over the room. It was considered a major containment breach by the Australian Federal Police, and as a result, 3 decontamination units were dispatched to the location in order to contain said incident. That is when things turned violent.

The young boy morphed into a sort of being, and proceeded to attack the 3 decontamination units of 4 men, killing 12 people marking one of the greatest catastrophes in AFP history. Fast forward to 5 months later, 3 independent researchers noticed a bookmark in this boy's tabs, and when questioned about them, the young boy self imploded and as a result, tumbled into a depressive state before being purified by the might of these brave 3 researchers.

Now, the young boy lives with the Post Traumatic Stress of his ejaculation addiction to anime girl of 2hou, Remilia Scarlet. He is outcasted amongst members of his society, and because of the 12 AFP Officers he gruesomely murdered, he will serve multiple life sentences in the near future.

Zach: Hehe man look at me bro im gonna c00m to rem1l1@ sc@rl3t man hehehe
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH IM C0000000MING

------ 3 days later -------
A young boy murdered 12 decontamination police units earlier today in order to protect his nut from being terminated, nut spilled over an anime girl. This incident will be known as the Remilia Scarlet Incident.

by Allahman20 August 25, 2021

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Australian Scarlet Woman

Where two guys go at it and one of them bites off the tip of the other guy's penis.

Dustin: Let's do the Australian Scarlet Woman.

Bryce: Okay, what is tha-AAAAAAAAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK?!

Dustin: That's the Australian Scarlet Woman.

by Mr. Wollamhs June 11, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nebraska Scarlet and Cream

The true colors of the Nebraska Huskers or the act of fucking a girl vaginally while she is on her period during a Husker football game and then proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. After that you stick two fingers in her pussy from each hand, getting blood and jizz on each finger, and wipe it beneath each eye like a football players eye black.

True: dude why is there blood and jizz all over the new couch?

Neil: Playa I gave Rachel a Nebraska Scarlet and Cream in honor of the Huskers.

True: NOOO WAYYYY! Dude Rachels boyfriend, Aaron, is gunna be pissed.

Neil: No its all good, he's a Husker fan too.

by JOBA63 July 1, 2010

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