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A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'
Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"
when something is more expensive than usual
friend: “woah! this jacket is so expensive!”
friend 2: “you know what they say… the bees buzz better in scotland!”
You: shall we visit Scotland?
Me: why on earth would we do that? It’s a stink hole full of cunts
Scotland is a constituent (not independent) country that is a part of the UK (United Kingdom) Which is an independent country.
Scotland used to be an independent nation known as The Kingdom of Scotland, until 1707 when the Royal family of England merged with the Royal family of Scotland, forming the United Kingdom. The UK only used to be made up of England and Scotland.
The capital of Scotland is commonly mistaken, many people think it is Glasgow, but it is actually Edinburgh (pronounced Ed-in-burr-uh, not Ed-ing-burg).
It is home to the largest mountain In the UK and all of the British Isles, Ben Nevis (1,345 m tall)
Friend: I'm visiting Scotland Tomorrow.
American Citizen: isn't that part of England?
Friend: No you stupid Troglodyte, Scotland is part of the UK, England is a separate thing.
Shite whole but gd gaffs England ain’t got shit on us
England- we have such good parties
Scotland- chose one yer jaw spinin or yer heed
doesn't exist.
#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer
#2: what?
#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland
#3: We don't speak of that.