angry scuba diver

When a girl is giving you head and right before you cum you go in her nose.Then stick your dick right back in her mouth as if shes drowning.

angry scuba diver

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scuba steve

a doosche who sells direct tv for a living.

man i tell ya, that dude scuba steve is a doosche

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Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.

"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"

Arabian Scuba Diver

Similar to Arabian Goggles(Testicles on the eyes); The act of placing Testicles over a persons eyes, and then placing your dick in the mouth.

I Will make you into an Arabian Scuba Diver.
Its not gay to make a guy an Arabian Scuba Diver, as long as a picture is taken.
Giving another guy an Arabian Scuba Diver is just as gay as and Arabian Goggles.

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russian scuba mask

Balls in mouth, dick on face.

I gave her a russian scuba mask

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Scuba Steve

Automotive fanatic needing outlet for NASDAQ speak. Eagerly seeking sunken trips to southern Islands with 4 star seeking hotel self spoiled bed biggot.

Scuba Steve seeks the soft spot in Westin and Marriot beds. Scuba Stever always avoids the wet spot on dry land.

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scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

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