Stitched up tear in one's asshole
""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar
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The "Gilbert Porter Section" is a major section of The Hammocks, FL. It is composed of several neighborhoods and has a total combined population of about 8,957.This area is diverse ethnically, racially, and economically. The Gilbert Porter Section is 39% black, 53% hispanic, and 8% asian, white, and other. Parts of this section are middle class, poor, and rich alike. 42% of the population is below the poverty line, 55% are middle or working class, and 3% are rich. Dr. Gilbert L. Porter Elementary School is in the Gilbert Porter Section; right across from the Ensenada neighborhood.
I would like to go for a walk in the "Gilbert Porter Section".
I have a friend who lives in the "Gilbert Porter Section".
an old ass typewriter that is dumb slow
I couldn't do my homework Mrs. Smith i got that section 8 laptop
A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.
The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.
The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).
The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress”
Person 2: “The fuck?”
Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
When a large man in a prison molests someone and causes tearing in the anus
Bubba: Ima give you a jailhouse c-section
Other Guy: No, Please No *places hands over anus*
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There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section
"I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section"-NovaWar
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