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A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs
Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'
Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....
Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.
Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...
The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
Girls who like to shag short runts, typically from the Essex region but can refer to men from elsewhere.
Belinda is such a shunt shagger, has she ever slept with anyone over 5,8?
a person who fails at being a shagger aka getting laid
oi oi mate aint you a fookin shitty shagger mate, fuck off
someone that shag's on a tree.
someone that has sex on a tree is called a tree shagger