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A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs
Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'
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a person who fails at being a shagger aka getting laid
oi oi mate aint you a fookin shitty shagger mate, fuck off
The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
Ten inch stick with a mushroom tip
She continued to pleasure herself with his stag shagger
Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.
This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel
Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex
someone that shag's on a tree.
someone that has sex on a tree is called a tree shagger