A modern legend, a man looked up to as a hero. Originating from C.Sharpe, the man from peterborough who invented the legendary SharpieTM marker. C. Sharpe then became an uberr pimp, and may take what he wishes from the female sex.
Guy 1 "OMG that guys awesome! look at how the ladies love him"
Guy 2 " Such a Sharpie"
something that callum markie eats on a regular basis now he is a london tory
person one: cam have you seen where the sharpies have gone?
person two: last time i saw them callum markie was eating them
Don't worry about following his direction I've got a sharpie to go by
When you stand a pee but have to fart and start instead.
I though I had to pee but sharpied instead. Needless to say I did a quick 180 and sat down as fast as I could.