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When you stand a pee but have to fart and start instead.
I though I had to pee but sharpied instead. Needless to say I did a quick 180 and sat down as fast as I could.
Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.
You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"
Bro2: "Yer"
Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"
Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"
Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"
Bro2: "Faggot"
Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*
Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
Damn son, your barber gave you the sharpy.
I got an haircut appointment at 8, about to get this sharpy.
Somebody who uses a sharpie as a dildo... I guess you can use it In anal too???
Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.
"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"