An extended story that goes into every unnecessary detail and goes off topic then back on.
Sorry I was in the phone so long, I was listening to a Shea story
a person who smells like piss everywhere he goes, has a dick the size of a bean and is always lazy, retarded and hated by everyone.
is gay with james charles and gets mad if you touch his barbies
person 1:hello shea
shea:wanna play barbies
A guy who tries really hard to get pussy but more often than not tries to resort to his friends significant others with laughable failure. Also may need to move cities in search of poon.
Dude, you get laid this weekend?
Nah man, I’m bout to be a Shea next weekend
a cool guy with the absolute biggest ass ever also very hot and better than everybody else
she’s literally the most annoying creature in the whole world
+lau’s gf💐☺️
xy: do u know shea?
me: pfft yea unfortunately