no shit sherlock

WHEN U SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING OBVIOUS BUT U DONT

DO ANIMALS POOP? NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!

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Shackled My Sherlock

A form of Cock-Block from a grossly obese female, you were sure would have sex with you.

"Hey Matt did you get with jenaveve?"
"Naw man, she totally shackled my sherlock!"

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(Ryan) Sherlock

The common excuse for everything that happens anywhere. Something you blame for everything.

Person #1: Who killed Cam's dad #132?
Person #2: It was (Ryan) Sherlock.

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Sherlock Holmes hat

A deerstalker hat. Called such because the famous detective of the name is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,Scott,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Andrew,and Tony are all wearing Sherlock Holmes hats.Such impressive headgear; I like their hats!

sherlock season 5

a way to make all sherlockians sad
this is one way to tell if a person watches or has an addiction to the bbc show sherlock

*person 1 discussing with person 2*
person 1: yeah, so i heard that it will be years before 'sherlock season 5' comes.
person 2: *looks up and cries*

Sherlock is actually a girl’s name

Means i love you

When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend

“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”

no shit, sherlock james

a smoother way of saying no shit, sherlock

Obvious Surgeon General says: fat people are more prone to heart disease and death

dude: No shit, Sherlock James

Sherlock James: Fuck you both, I'm going home

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