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A person who rides a skateboard, which is a plank of wood with wheels. Skateboarders come in all sizes and shapes.
A skateboarder also likes to bitch about rollerbladers and bmx'ers are in the way, when their certainly wasting more space than any of the two earlier mentioned.
skateboarder: Dude, FUCK OFF! You're blocking my way the the quarter pipe!
rollerblader: Well, it was actually my turn to ride.
skateboarder: go away *picks up board and throws at rollerblader*
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The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.
Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.
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A local, but hidden secret skateboard spot only known by locals of the part of Howell, NJ called "Ramtown". Consists of a Mini- Ramp with talented spray paint on it, which located in the woods. All types of kids hangout there and smoke, skate and sometimes even have sex.
I haven't been to Skateboard Alley in years!
BEST FUCKING BRAND EVER.
BETTER THAN POLAR AND SUPREME.
palace skateboards is the brand name.
just copped a palace jumper.
my palace skateboard has so much pop.
seen so many palace skateboards in slam city.
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Skateboard company started in 1996 by well-known skateboarder Jamie Thomas. Includes pros Chris Cole, James Brockman, John Rattray, Jamie Thomas, and Jon Allie. Ams include Tony Cervantes, Garrett Hill, Tommy Sandoval, and Sheldon Meleshinski. It is based out of Vista, California. Jamie Thomas also started Fallen Footwear & Apparel.
Zero Skateboards are my favorite boards to ride
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Where someone is too lazy or unable to use the skateboard properly and rolls around sitting on the skateboard with their butt on the back and feet on the front.
The girl couldn't skateboard properly so she decided to go butt skateboarding down the hill
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The application of any physical or mental knowledge acquired through the relatively sustained practice of side-walk surfing (aka skateboarding) to other domains, activities, or knowledge. Skateboard knowledge is necessarily applicable to other topics, since its very essence is the application of physical and mental knowledge derived from water surfing to activity taking place on non-liquid surfaces. However, skateboarding's evolution may be heading back to a more fluid medium, which might explain why skateboarders are so obsessed with air, as in "I'm catching big air" and "nice air dude!" As such, we may very well see flying skateboards in the near future.
<I totally landed that calculus problem!> The skateboard knowledge (epistemological skateboarding) applied here is as follows (skateboard knowledge in parentheses): if you keep trying to (land the trick) solve the problem, but (fall flat on your face) get marked off full points for it on your calculus mid-term, (get back up) practice solving the problem, (try again and again) and practice often, you will eventually be able to (land) solve the (trick) problem on the final exam.