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To slap one violently with a floppy breast; The female version of a Thunder Dan.
Brandon was being a total jerk, so I whipped out my boob and gave him a Sally Slammer.
A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.
Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.
A woman who acts like she’s the only human being who happens to have a vagina.
I would go out of my way to help her if she wasn’t such a pussy slammer.
When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.
"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"
When you're jizzing and simultaneously slapping your dick against something.
My orgasm was so intense that I had to give myself a jelly slammer.
A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.
Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.
**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.
Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.
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