Random
Source Code

sleep

A name you call someone when you disagree with their opinion when you are asleep you cant think straight. That's why they say "you sleep"

Guy #1: derrick rose is the best point guard
guy #2: bro you're sleep, its chris pual

by verticalychallenged18 December 6, 2013


Sleep

Something you really don't want to do but once it's started you won't want to stop.

So basically drugs.

Good for you...

Dude: Wanna go do sleep?

Me: Um... Ok....

Me: * can't stop doing sleep*

by brosiog January 16, 2015


Sleep

a thing that does not exist in todays world

i did not get a lot of sleep. i had a weird dream while sleeping

by Shooting_Star6666 March 3, 2021


Sleep

For the weak

Guy 1: "Dude I got to go to sleep!"
Guy 2: "Dude sleep is for the WEAK!"
Guy 1: "Oh shit dude you right!"

by Itsahumaniam November 10, 2019


Sleep

This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.

Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.

Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.

Mother: "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
Student: "What on earth is that?"

by Feebz November 12, 2014


Sleep

Something you hated when you we younger but can't get enough of now.

"Sweety, time to get up!"

"Go away ma i'm sleeping!"

by Dolores Neveer June 6, 2014


Sleep

Sleep is a sensation when you ignore the world and try to think of a better place (dream). You lay completely still and hope for a few hours of peace. This is often better in pairs, in the form of cuddling!

Go to sleep!

by Tired College Student April 29, 2012