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Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.

1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!

by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009

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Warlock Sleeve

When a females vagina is so loose, it looks like a Warlock Sleeve.

You’re girls southern region looks like a Warlock Sleeve.

by CooterThug69 June 18, 2019


Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.

“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”

by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021


clean sleeve

A complete and utter asshole. A total jerk that won't shut up and thinks they are "All that".

That guy's a clean sleeve

by -Unregistered March 4, 2016


Rip a sleeve

The act of grabbing a fresh sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and wolfing them all down in one sitting.

Chad: It's the Fuckin' weekend! Time to rip a sleeve!
Brad: Hell yeah bro! Let's get that minty pre-game!

by LilCroutonNA March 9, 2021


Toot sleeve

Another word for butt hole

You are such a toot sleeve

by Jakeytherippey22 January 24, 2021


Up the sleeve

A variant of the phrase "in the closet" specifically for asexuals (aka "aces") concealing their sexual orientation from others.

My parents don't know I'm an ace. I'm still up the sleeve.

by ThePipYay November 8, 2021