Slump Season

The awkward phase in between Halloween and Thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. This period of time also overlaps with Cuffing Season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. Your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. Literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.

“Hey man, wanna hang out?”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”

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Blunt Slump

The feeling you get when smoking a blunt in an awesome chair or couch.

"Damn man, this og kush has got me blunt slumpin' hard. I feel like i'm melting right into the couch.

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Slump

Another word for a thick black woman. Primarily becuase all black pornography will play music in the background that sounds like rap beats with heavy bass. Can also call the woman a slumper.

Whatsup with the slump? I fucked that slump last night.

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slump dump

when u pass out while taking a shit

ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump

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Slumps😞

To be so exhausted from a long session of sex to where your whole body feels numb

Damn, that shit was amazing, I cant even breath you gave me the slumps😞

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slump buster

A female friend that you turn to when you need sum sex 'coz yo' aint been getting much.
Hopefully not, but may often be unnatractive.

"I hadnt had a fuck for ages so I asked my good friend if she'd be my Slump Buster."
"My regular Slump Buster waz outta town, so I had to go a hooker instead."

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Slump Day

1/20/17 at 12 noon EST, when one of the most gracious and capable leaders the free world has had in the last 50 years will be replaced by one of the most crass, immature, impulsive, and self aggrandizing the free world has ever experienced.

Conservative family member: Woo hoo! NObama day is almost here!
Sensible family member: Great... I'm going to celebrate Slump Day by applying for jobs overseas so I can put as much distance between me and the spectacle that our country has become.

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