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When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.
Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee
like a sugar daddy but instead of money he provides you with an endless number of slurpees
" did you hear???? willa got a new slurpee daddy!!! "
A sock placed over trouser trout to fight off Sunday scaries, thrown over bunkbed upon discharge.
“After too much hungry howies and another Lions loss, Skydump left to Durfee Slurpee his Phelps Hall fingerling potato”
When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.
I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!
Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.
The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.
A sex term where you snort cocaine out of one's asshole until they shit themselves.
"Hey Louis, I heard Zoe gave a siberian slurpee to two dudes last night. Nasty!"
When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.
At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.