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A PERSON WHO THINKS THEMSELVES SOMEHOW SUPERIOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE LATEST IPHONE ETC... AND YOU DON'T
You think your phone is better than mine.... you're a phone snob
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someone who will refuse to use any kind of toilet paper that does not have ripples, quilts, multiple plys, or other additives. this person will demand that only the most expensive primo paper be purchased for the house, and will turn their nose up at anything else.
she is such a booty snob! i got the toilet paper on sale and she looked like i hung a roll of sand paper on the wall!
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One who uses intellect as a hammer to beat on others
What an intellectual snob.
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Someone who has a pretentious taste in youtube videos. Only giving what they consider the cream of the crop youtube videos any aknowledgment. Youtube snobs may gather on the internet to out do eachother in more obscure and up to date youtube finds. Youtube snobs spend massive amounts of time on youtube.
"Oh that video of the puerto rican hairdresser eating cockroaches is so last month and it wasn't funny even then, so low brown and lame, here's one of acid tripping college boy giving his dance interpration of Ziggy Stardust whilst a passerby kicks a soccer ball into his nuts, it's much more hysterical, recent, and not many know about it." said the Youtube Snob.
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Those individuals who regard any beer that they do not drink as <insert 4 legged mammal here> piss. Completely ignorant of climate, context, and social class, beer snobs are contemptuously dismissive of any beer that a mortal cannot walk across like Jesus Christ did across the water.
Beer snobs are tedious bores, assuming that any beer which doesn't meet their definition of "adequately pretentious" is drunk out of ignorance.
"Here, have this Pacifico."
"I don't drink goat piss. Give me a Schteupereiner - warm! With a fork and knife!"
"It's 104 degrees out."
"So?"
"We don't have any Schteupereiner. All we have is this, which our daughter brought home from college. It's some kind of microbrew from Oregon, something called "Neu Dungcastle Pine Chocolate Honey Garlic Walnut Porter."
"Does it cost at least $12.00 for a six pack?"
"I don't know. It looks like she just bought the bottle for...it looks like $8.00."
"Yeah, gimme that. You are philistines, the lot of you! And make sure you give me a room temperature glass! I don't want any condensation on those chilled glasses you keep around watering down my beer!"
"Here you go!"
"THAT....is a PILSENER GLASS. Are you trying to start shit?"
"You sir, are a motherfucking beer snob - a relentless elitist of poor character and abject dicketry. And now, you die. ENGARDE!"
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The ones who really piss you off for knowing every single blog/post on there.
Friend one: Oh look at this new meme, it's about Trace Cyrus!
Friend two: Uhhhh bro. Seen it, re-blogged, and followed the blog.
Friend one: You are SUCH a Tumblr snob. :||
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An individual that is picky about the underwear that they wear.
Susie: "I only wear Victoria's Secret panties..."
Mark: "And you're a panty snob."
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