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Is when a female is blowing a man; she holds his dick pointed upwards as she places his balls in her mouth. Thus, creating a dick snorkel.
Yo dude, last night my wife was giving me a blow j with goggles on. I told her to hold my dick upwards and to suck on my balls. She was ready yo go swimming, she had on a dick snorkel.
The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.
“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”
An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel
Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.
To insert a drinking straw into your anus and then place said straw into someone else's drink
Hamish is pissing me off, blagging drinks all night. Watch this, I'm going to poo snorkel him as way of payback.
Noun. A homosexual. One who enjoys the thrill of firmly grasping another mans snorkel.
Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!
Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Where the hell is Casey? Is he bending snorkels again?
Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!
Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
Snorkel hunters are quite rare and generally hunt and are found to be from the ages of 18 into their late 30’s. Although a rare species, once you spot a snorkel hunter amongst your group he will then stick out like dogs balls to you every time you meet if you stand back and observe him closely. And I have no doubt that in your life you have come across a snorkel hunter once upon a time you just might not have even realised it. He is the bloke who when he gets on the piss he has to go around sack whacking/groping dick all night to all the boys and plays it off to the boys as it’s funny but really he just loves touching dick.
Our roofing company went on an end of year 3 day Christmas party bender and the boss Kyle already had his suspicions that one of the boys Ryan was a snorkel hunter. The rest of the boys had their doubts but as soon as Ryan got on the piss that first night he went straight into hunting mode. Attempting to sack whack/grope a few of the boys on several occasions and as an individual getting sack whacked /groped you don’t really notice it but if you stand back and observe the snorkel hunter (Ryan) you could clearly see he just loves touching penis.
JUDY - walks up to Kyle and says Ryan just sack whacked him and Kyle replied with he didn’t sack whack you mate he hunted you, didn’t you know Ryan is a snorkel hunter.
n. one who snorkels bogs (think about it...)
Geez...I can't believe you did that, you're such a bog snorkeler!
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