Soap Eyes

the devious eyes you make behind someone's back while you're hugging them, as can be seen in every episode of every shit soap opera ever

Soap Dude 1: I love you, dude
Soap Dude 2: I love you too, dude
*hug*
*Soap Eyes*
Viewer: OMFG that dude does NOT love that dude!!

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CHIA SOAP

THE ACT OF SHAVING OFF ONES PUBIC HAIR AND PLACING THE LEFT OVER RUFFAGE ON YOUR ROOMATES BAR OF SOAP

THAT FUCKIN DANIEL HASTON GAVE ME A CHIA SOAP ON MY IRISH SPRING SOAP WHAT A FUCK HEAD

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curry soap

What Indian people use to take a shower,why else do the majority of them smell so bad in the morning?aimed at only the ones who smell like crap

Student 1: Ew what's that smell?
Student 2. I think it's Gerwinder, you know how she uses that curry soap
Student 1: trillz

see trillz to find out what it means

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patchouli soap

The ultimate oxy-moron.
The idea is that you wash yourself with the aforementioned soap to imbibe yourself with a fresh patchouli scent.
But seriously, a hippie, bathing? Ha

"NO, NO," said the hippie. "BACK AWAY WITH THE PATCHOULI SOAP."

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soap dick

it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole

joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..

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Soap Dodger

Generally unclean or grubby person. One who avoids washing regularly. A person of questionable personal hygeine.

Festival Cop 1: See me when I twatted that soap dodger over the head?
Festival Cop 2: Yeah! I knobbled six of the scruffy fuckers today. Filthy fuckers...
Soap Dodger: That's harassment, maan. Babykiller!
Festival Cop 1: Right, you're fucking kneecapped.

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Soap Dodger

A slang term for people from england. During the early to mid 20th century the english were famous for only washing once a year. The english considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.

Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching.

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