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red sox

a loser,prick, cock sucking bitch, the worst insult u can eva call sumbody

Person 1: OMG, i hate u so much! ur a... ur a... ur a red sox!!!
Person 2: WHAT??!!! o no u didnt!
CROWD: OOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by pimp daddy dollars October 24, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Sox

Hey cockbites, a fan has exactly this much effect on whether a team wins or loses: 0%. So why the fuck would you brag about "your" team beating "his" team? Unless you're ON the team, you can just put that dick back in your mouth and get a better hobby.

OMG the red sox won WE RULE

good job faggot, you rooted for the same team for 80 years and they finally won, you accomplished nothing.

by IEATLIVEPUPPIES April 21, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet sox

By definition it is simply when one's socks or stockings becomet wet or damp. It is, however, "the most horrendous thing." As a result, many things that are bad can be compared to having "wet sox." This is similiar to how zero degrees Kelvin is absolute zero and everything else is higher. In the same way, how close things are to havng wet sox determines how bad the situation is.

My dog got ran over by a car, which was my wifes, which blew a tire, which messed up the allignment, and when we took it to the shop it was stolen along with my ipod that was in the glove box... at least I don't have Wet Sox.

by Twartacus April 26, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


white sox

a.k.a. the Chicago White Sox, was the first Major League Baseball team to join the American League. As of right now, they are in 1st place in the American League Central Division with a record of 30-23 and are light years ahead of their crosstown rivals, the Chicago Cubs (a.k.a. the "Scrubs"). The White Sox are home to some to superstars like Frank Thomas, Magglio Ordonez, Carlos Lee, and Mark Buerhle.

Baseballer doesnt know what he's talking about because it was the Red Sox who last won in 1918, not the White Sox. The white sox last appearance in the World Series was in 1959, but unfortunately lost.

Normal, stupid Chicagoan: Lets go see the Cubs, so we can get drunk and puke on the field!

Smart Chicagoan: Your an idiot. Why would you want to go see the Scrubs when you can see a vastly superior team like the White Sox? Moron.

by White Sox Rule June 6, 2004

295๐Ÿ‘ 656๐Ÿ‘Ž


red sox

A gay ass mother fucking team that thinks they are good because finally Varitek and Schilling are getting married in that gay ass state Massachusetts!!

LOOK UP:GAY LOSERS FAGGOTS AND WANNABES

JASON VARITEK:hey, wanna get married in this gay ass state massachusetts?

CURT SCHILLING:no,because Im too busy trying to be a wannabe

by ruben da mets fan March 6, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


White Sox

The dynasty of the new century.

The White Sox are the future of baseball.

by Londonisdirty April 10, 2006

286๐Ÿ‘ 642๐Ÿ‘Ž


white sox

The baseball team in shadow of the Cubs in Chicago. Though they are usually better than the Cubs, many unknowledgable baseball fans like the Cubs better because they think its cool. White Sox fans are real baseball fans because lets face it, its not hip to be a Sox fan.

Sox Fan: Cubs suck, Mark Prior isn't half as good as he was last year

Cubs Fan: Is Mark Prior the player who corked his bat??

by BMores October 15, 2004

284๐Ÿ‘ 648๐Ÿ‘Ž