Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.
Jimmy: How was karate practice today?
Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...
Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?
Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.
Another word for a va jay Jay
Hey Vickie, I'm going to slam your sparkle cave tonight.
(v) The act of two gentlemen urinating into each others streams, thereby splashing each other.
Ian: Hey Kirk, let's go into the bathroom and sword fight.
Kirk: Only if we can Sparkle Share!
A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.
“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”
It’s a term used for your fingers after fingering a girl to her climax
Well I got sparkle fingers last night with my girlfriend it was fuckin great
After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.
A person intent on destroying your inner sparkle, slaying you with their salty ass by throwing shade and injecting general negativity.
Girl: That guy is always talking shit tryin to dim my sparkle! Sparkle Slayers Suck!!