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Once a month she reached for her trusty clunge sponge to avoid any unsightly Mexican lipsticks
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Someone who has the ability to walk into a room and litteraly soak all of the fun out of it. Also known as a muzz.
"Nick was such a fun sponge, the moment he arrived the party died."
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When a guy ejaculates onto a girl’s bush, and rubs his cum into her pubes.
Jessica: Hey babe, can you give me the soapy sponge?
Dan: Yes, I’m all over it.
A person, generally female, who leeches money, drugs, food, car rides or anything else they can get from other people. They expect others to drop everything they're doing and give up their social lives and money to cater to their whims. They don’t give or do anything for anyone else and bitch and complain all the time. They suck the life and resources out of others like a sponge and act like a cunt while doing so.
Person 1: Man, Erik is never around anymore. He’s always with Cortney, but all she does is make him drive her around and buy her weed. Then she bitches at him all the time and doesn’t even pitch in for gas.
Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.
1. Amo Sponge: Typically the guy who has atleast a 1 kill to 100 deaths ratio for various reasons in a video game.
A. he's a n00b
B. he screwed up his controller and can't shoot.
C. he's the @hole ever1 hates but loves to shoot at.
2. The Amo Sponge typically is used for target practice when let loose in the world of video gaming. It's also not uncommon for the amo sponge to be fed generous amounts of "tea bag" in one round.
A. "No matter where 'Player X' went the buckshot seemed to fallow. There for 'Player X' is the Amo Sponge."
B. End of game score for 'Player X' is 1 kill to 100 death ratio."
C. A video gamer who absorbs amo or "amunition" like a sponge to water.
D.See definition of "n00b"
As apart of the AI (Artificial Intelligence) development era of 2023 and further on, groups of people have designed a simulation of a Parody SpongeBob SquarePants, plotted throughout an average 1 skit/min, not to forget that most of the popular project has been situated under the power of AI, and is streamed across both media platforms YouTube and Twitch.
It is formed using the power of Unity engine to simulate the Bikini Bottom environment and society, including a mechanic that donors of the live-streams will spawn a fish character in their names. For the use of socialism and personalities, a controlled set of GPTs (AI) are set to think they’re characters like SpongeBob, Patrick, Loudward (Squidward’s loud), and Mr. Krabs. And with the power of text-to-speech, the following descriptions, revolved around what topics are suggested in the official discord, are converted into realistic mock-ups of the classic voices we grew up with. One final detail is that for some fucking reason, the topics are related around 420, August 12th 2036, 2006 Honda Civics, and much more media-related topics. One other thing I want to note is that Paramount keeps copyrighting the Twitch and YouTube live streams, even though the authors of this masterpiece have cut back numerous things such as the official outro music to the official show, and displaying a giant string of text displaying “PARODY” to protect from those copyright issues.
1:“Hey Tim! Have you heard of Ai Sponge? It got copyrighted by Paramount again!”
2.“Spongebob just fucking had a stroke on Ai Sponge, the text to speech broke, LOL!”
3.”OMG LOUDWARD IS TALKING ABOUT SANDY GETTING HER CHEEKS CLAPPED ON AI SPONGE! SHE GOT PREGNANT AGAIN ASWELL!”
Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.
Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".