similar to a Hot Fart. A fart where a little extra sauce comes out in your underwear.
When you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid crap all over one of your friends.
After eating a large cheese-steak and cheese fries, Brian pushed too hard and funnel squirted in his pants.
I can't believe Tony funnel squirted all over Brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.
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When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.
The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.
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A woman who can ejaculate, sometimes copious amounts of pussy juice from her snatch. Not piss either!! Real pussy cum!!
(Female Porn Star drilling herself with a dildo and fingering her clit at the same time): Ohhh FUCK YEESSSS! *SQUIIIIRRT!!*
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The condition incurred after eating Denny's at 3 AM after a long night of Whiskey bombs and Budweiser bottles.
I woke up and had the chunky squirts all day at work.
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when somebody has a severe case of hershey squirts its basically diarhea
jamal:ey man what you doin in there?
tyrone:mannn that bitchin taco gave me the hershey squirts
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To have sex, the act of having sex. Usually used as code.
I want to squirt my best friend's lover.
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Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).
Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.