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When someone updates their Facebook status with a remark that clearly is seeking attention and trying to get people to feel bad for them.
"FML"
"Home alone tonight.....again"
"I can never find a girl in this town"
-MOPE STATUS
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when somebody in a workplace receives favoritism from the boss as if they were the bosses nephew.
wheres Marco?
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!
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A status, of being a little more than a man, and a little less than a god. A status in which you receive no shit from no one,Get praise from everyone and is respected by the best.
He just ran the mile in 4:30! Everyone is cheering him on right now, his boss status must be off the charts!
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when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.
My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.
When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide
Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!
procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.