cincinnati steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer but the feces has the consistency of Cincinnati style chili. (Wet and Runny)

After I gave that hooker a Cincinnati steamer, I left her to lay in the puddle while I went to pick up some Skyline 3-ways and a few cheese conies

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stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

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sydney steamer

Feces excreted on the chest by an Australian. see also, Koala Yummie.

I went down under and all I got was a sydney steamer.

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Dutch Steamer

When a girl is giving a blowjob under the sheets and the male proceeds to create a dutch oven.

Coleman: She started blowing me last night and I gave her the burliest dutch steamer.
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going

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mcnally steamer

Preferably for a good old spanking session on a sunday morning before work, get a bit of cabbage and stick it in your womans ass crack and eat it while your woman screams the japanese alphabet

Hey Katie, im just up im gona give you a mcnally steamer before i head out

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HighRes Steamer

When a coworker with a boston accent shits on your stomach and drags his ass into your mouth in a single, graceful movement leaving a brown and messy trail along the torso.

Optionally followed by a tape ball to the face or head area.

When questioned about his brown torso mohawk, Dave B responded that he just finished with Dave S special HighRes Steamer in the lunch room.

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Colorado Steamer

The Art Of Defecating On Your Lovers Chest While Having Sex In The Snow

While Have Sex Out Side In The Snow John Decided To Warm His Partners Chest With A Colorado Steamer There For Doing His Version of The Cleavland Steamer In The Rocky Mountains In COLORADO

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