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Pulling a womans labia togheter while fucking.
I had to stitch fuck that bitch, cause her vagina was a total mess
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A bumper fix usually zip ties occassianly wire often used for when ken block wannabes fuck up daddys car and have to fix it when they hit a curb snowbank ect.
Whinny teenager "dude i fucked up my dads car while trying to be ken block last night"
Stoner friend "dude its ok just use a cheap drift stitch on it he'll never know!"
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Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.
"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"
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When a strange person hooks up with another person either equally or more weird then themselves. Often times one parter is dangerously obsessed with the other thereby making these relationships especially hard to escape from.
After escaping a long lilo and stitch relationship with Derek, Dawn had to change her name, grow a beard and leave town to secure her safety.
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When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.
Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!
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Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.
Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched.
I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.
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