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Refers to woman's breast that have not had any surgical operation performed on them that would make them bigger, or on rare occasions, smaller. The original pair of breast. Better than the fake ones.
In a way similar to stock rims on a car. Which are the rims that come with a brand new car when it's manufactured.
Jenna Jameson definitely doesn't have stock boobs. I don't think she ever did.
A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
"Stock Motor" refers to an engine that is sealed and unopened from factory and has not been touched from the inside.
That Coyote makes 820whp stock motor
That Coyote ran an 8 second 1/4 mile on a stock motor
Rock and Roll music that is typically provided to commercial producers either royalty free or extremely cheap to produce. Notable for its cheesy quality and generic likeness to other Stock Rock songs found in varying commercials. Used by marketing to add an "impacting" or "badass" quality to the commercial, typically to questionable effect.
I get that this commercial is trying to sound badass, but I cannot take the Stock Rock music seriously.
When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out
I was fucked in the ass so hard I got a pink stocking
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The act of Santa cuming in your stocking
George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......
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