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Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.

This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.

by Michael Gargiulo May 11, 2005

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Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

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Toad Stool

a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.

Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.

by Starlight187 July 6, 2010

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stool mouth

When a person has too much to say but all ends up sounding like SHIT !

Shut that stool mouth, you aint got nothin' to say but SHIT all the time!!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

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step stool

1) an ugly girl that a male either befriends or courts romantically to increase his chances of scoring with her hot friend.

2) an inattractive person that is used to help attractive people score.

this girl i am seeing right now is a step stool. I really want to score with her hot best friend.

by Whiteknight January 18, 2004

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stool tan

to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan

my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.

that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning

i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass

by mr b allbags August 14, 2008

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sit on the stool

When Hannah is being very cross on Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey what are you doing alone in the dark there?

Hannah: Oh, me? Just taking a sit on the stool.

by therealest6669 February 15, 2014

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