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To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.
'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'
When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.
The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..
When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw
Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.
vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!
Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.
1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again
2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.
That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"