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A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.
The swiss tractor dropped an absolute stinker today and costed us the game.
A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.
Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"
Swissing out is the expression of being neutral, no matter how risky it is. You could be in a middle of an argument between two people, starting to hit each other, and you will stand right in between them, not giving a fuck.
A: We are going to seize your house if you don't help us against B!
B: We will take all your stuff and leave you to burn with B if you don't help us now!
C: Nah fam I got this
(Decides to Swiss out and get the worst of both worlds)
This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".
Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"
Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"
Signing a document by taking a steamy dump on it.
Kat: Yuk, what smells???
Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.
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A hallucinogenic steakburger marketed by Burger King.
Whoa! I was tripping balls for a week after eating a Steakhouse Shroom and Swiss. Dude, you should try it sometime.
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A woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having sex with him. The key to making her a Swiss Mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the Mistress. The term came from business class men in Zürich, Switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of lust and sexual release.
A female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. Since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. Sometimes sex. She would be his Swiss Mistress.
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