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A man from alabama that shoves his big black cock (bbc) down a philapeno girls throat
I saw grandpa shark fucking santa clause at the mall
When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes
Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--
Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.
A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"
Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!
A slang term for a super-cool old guy
"Whoa, check out that Bitchin' Grandpa!"
A guy who acts or dresses older than his age.
Did you see Joe sleeping in front of the TV? He’s a real Vanilla Grandpa.
To be as sharp as grandpa used to keep his knives― very, very sharp. Sharp enough to shave with or cut through paper easily. Much sharper than dad-sharp.
"Nice Bowie Knife!"
"Careful! It's grandpa-sharp!"
A Stringed Instument Like A Lute,Mandolin,Acoustic Guitar,Etc.
Thrasher: Is That A Grandpa Guitar?!?!!?
Non-Thrasher: A What?
Thrasher: A Grandpa Guitar-Acoustic Guitar!
Non-Thrasher: Oh Yeah Do You Dig It?
Thrasher: HELL NO!!!!!!1
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