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HELL

A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.

You wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from cell to cell, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, aka homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, HELL is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.

If you ever need to know anything they teach you in HELL in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.

by EpicGamer2272 April 26, 2019


hell

the place you feel when your life throws you over in a pit of pain

welcome to hell

by wiseman2025 January 11, 2022


Hell

Another name for secondary school and homework and being around assholes

School is hell

by odd_guy_59 February 16, 2018


Hell

School is 97% useless

A Yellow bust takes us to hell on earth

by CrimsonSaysUrbanned July 21, 2022


Hell

A place called PAES LAB that is in basement of the district office and I got dragged out and and my friend got dragged deeper in and it’s run by satan and his number one demon and the hell transporter is Kyler’s dads van.

My friend has a hell problem

by Fishnuggets66 August 23, 2023


Hell

A place that is pure torture

School is an example of hell

by johndoedoe420 January 24, 2022


Hell

its formally known as school

I'm typing this in HELL

by IHateCrisps September 28, 2017