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A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?
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Hook is a small town, near basingstoke. It is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time!
It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese.
The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.
The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there.
The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents.
A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.
In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up.
Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws.
NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker.
Hook has a range of antisocial activities:
Terrorising Yugi,
Throwing dead pigeons across the road,
Trolley racing in tesco car park,
Making large fires in bluebell woods,
EGGS.
'Anyone fancy joining me in venturing to hook hampshire?'
'FUCK DAT SHIT, BRO'
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A metaphorical term used to describe when a person takes the bait, without apparent awareness or forethought.
It’s astounding how some folks work tirelessly to read you and then cleverly devise a way to get you to bite the hook.
When you receive a prostate massage using the index finger in a "come here" motion. Mostly performed in low end Asian massage parlors.
"Hey did you here David got an Asian hook for an extra 50 bhat? He blew so much seed on the ceiling tiles they chased him out with a machete"
The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly
I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.
I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me
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Nipple rings. slutty women show them off to try and drawer men in.
That old Tart keeps flashing her Slag hooks at those blokes in the Club.
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