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A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.
That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.
slinky. (plural: spring slinkies)
"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."
Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.
A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.
Example:
Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky
Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy
When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics