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A dictionary that contains "definitions" of words written by sad people who are sad because they are ugly and have no friends. These sad people try to make something of their lives by going on the shitty opinions forum to read and argue about informations written by other equally pathetic failures. Urban dictionary went to extreme lengths to find members who could define the terms girlfriend, sex, walking away from the computer, and having a life. Although the extensive search was unsuccessful, they found people from the outside world to define it for them.
U r all a bunch of ugly or fat inbred kunts. Nobody cares what you think about religion or politics or race. You are not funny or smart and nobody respects you. Many of you will read this and try to find errors in spelling or grammar so that you can use it to write up another definition... of the incorrectness of my definition. Just to keep you from getting bored I'll tell you that I'm of black, asian, mexican and jewish decent so you can write up insults and entertain yourselves until the day you die a virgin. Urban Dictionary.
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Like the Bible but with swagger.
"Mate, that Urban Dictionary website is like Bible but with swagger."
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A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.
Quote from iPad
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
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A place where you never really get the real definition of anything.
urban dictionary is good
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You can search up any word you want to know the meaning of on Urban Dictionary. You can also define your own word.
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A dictionary for city peeps that pretty much has the exact correct definition of most names.
Me: Hey dude, Urban dictionary has the EXACT definition of Kristofer AND Hannah but for some reason NOT Anthony.
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