TL;WR

A less abrasive version of TL;DR. It stands for "too long; will read" It means you have the intention to read a long passage, but don't currently have the time.

What you wrote is very interesting! TL;WR later.

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Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.

Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."

(enter store)

Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."

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tl;dr;stl;sdr

Too long didn't read, still too long still didn't read - A summarized version or list with facts about a shortened version of a book, document or just a really long post.

A: I made up I read the book in e-book form in English and she believed that.
B: You did read the e-book, only the tl;dr version.
A: You mean the wiki page about the actual mission the book describes.
B: Ok, the tl;dr;stl;sdr version

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/tl;krfds hyxgasd fsop'lghyjislkd hsdf

the act of a friend having a very unfortunate stroke while attemptinh to pronounce antidisestablishmentarianism.

friend: *has stroke* /tl;krfds hyxgasd fsop'lghyjislkd hsdf

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TL;WT

It stands for something that's too long to type out via text or IM of some sort.

Stands for "Too Long; Won't Type".

Friend: "Dude, what were the answers to the homework."
You: "Homework was twenty pages long. TL;WT"

tl;dl

When someone links to a podcast as an answer to a question.

"They discussed this matter in the latest episode of this podcast"

"Tl;dl?"

tl

talk later

ill tl, bye.