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- An almost frantic compulsion to travel the world, exploring the most depressed, off-the-beaten-track destinations in an attempt to broaden horizons, gain a deeper understanding of those less fortunate, and generally feel better about yourself, and your egalitarian worldliness.
- Seeking out various backwater and Third World locales in which to spend your valued vacation time, as a way to slum, learn and feed your self important elitism.
- A vacationer more apt to sleep on a dirt floor in Senegal than a bed at the Hotel Le Meurice.
- See also cultural slumming, safariist, and being on safari.
Sally Backpacker, an obsessed chronic traveler, planned out this summer's itinerary, making sure to hit Bhutan, Equatorial Guinea and Malawi, with a return trip through Bangladesh.
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Travel bone occurs when travelling long distances on road journeys. If travelling overnight it can be multiplied by raging morning glory.
"Hey Bro I've got travel bone"
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Verb: the act of of traveling, not merely for pleasure, but as a massive fuck-you to sheltering in place during the Covid-19 pandemic.
I can’t wait to revenge travel through Europe and fuck as many people as possible.
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One who must always travel under the influence of a road soda, usually in celebration of the 1994 hit 'run around' by Blues Traveler.
Manny is such a "booze traveler ", does he ever drive sober?
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An annoying revelation that can usually be found on the news, radio, or internet when some guy decides that it's too dangerous to drive around in a certain place. Often ruins our fun plans- and for no good reason!
Mom: Well, we were going to go shopping today, but there's a travel ban in the town of yorkshire.
Me: Seriously!?! It only flooded near the creek, we're nowhere near that!
Travel bans stink.
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An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.
I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.
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Someone who dresses from a completely different era.
If you spot a man sporting a mullet, Gargoyle sunglasses and fluorescent-splattered muscle pants, you may have found someone who has time traveled from 1987. Approach with caution.
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